What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
“De rien” is not correct although it is often heard. Avoid it. It should be “Ce n’est rien”. “Pas de...
When he feels like well already have on here well she read these clueless one when he's ready but he...
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It sounds like you’re working your body very hard. When you’re working yourself it makes you sweat,...
When I was a teenager especially just out of high school I definitely had crushes on older guys in c...
Funnily enough, I would argue that his greatest strength is often his biggest vice. Curiosity. Jira...
An incel would qualify for me if I ever pursed a relationship with the opposite sex. I have been abl...
It’s a choice between three. As someone who clearly remembers the beauty of 90s music, but also the...
IT IS A JAIL I am a Chinese, a follower of Chairman Mao, and I believe in communism. However, North...
I know a couple of people who do youtube video’s from Ukraine. They are toasty warm every day while...
My and my GF were at a bar/club There were 2 hot girls dancing near us and looking at me. One had he...